Archive for March, 2009

Mar
31

Can a Sound Get you High?? WTF?

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Who believes this garbage??? if anyone pays for this they must already be high on something

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Mar
31

Cock Shots Made Easy

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Mar
27

Watch This And Laugh

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You can Fast forward to 48 seconds if you want …classicness

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Mar
26

Sex with a Vacuum=Jail?

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Michigan Man Sentenced to 90 Days in Prison for Sex Act With Car Wash Vacuum
SAGINAW, Mich. — A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in prison.

Jason Leroy Savage must also submit to drug testing.

The 29-year-old from Michigan, was sentenced Wednesday at Saginaw County Circuit Court.

Savage pleaded no contest to indecent exposure last month.

Police say Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on Oct. 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

Savage’s attorney, Philip Sturtz, didn’t immediately return a message seeking comment.

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Mar
26

FU Peta

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a few outraged teenagers decided to start a petition against Activision and its Call of Duty shooter franchise. With the recent bad publicity that video games have gotten, you would think they were against depicting violence against people in games, but actually they didn’t like the fact that you had to kill the attack dogs that were trying to eliminate your character.

That’s right, because the development team was historically accurate and included in the game the attack dogs that Nazi Germany bred during the Second World War, a lot of people were bothered that you had to kill them in order to save your own life.

Now it seems that the PETA (People for Ethical Treatment of Animals) organization has joined the fight against Activision and its vicious depictions of dog violence and has even gone so far as to send the corporation a package of Nintendogs video games in order to teach them some more things about the animals.

“To help the folks at Activision Blizzard learn about the ethical treatment of animals (something we’re sorta experts on) we’re offering to let them take PETA’s “Developing Empathy for Animals” seminar free of charge, and we’re sending a package of dog-friendly Nintendogs games to their office,” read the statement from PETA. “With a little Nintendogs influence, perhaps the next Call of Duty game will have you unlock achievements for petting the dogs you encounter and going on walks or playing Frisbee with them.”

So there you have it, if it all goes PETA’s way, in the next Call of Duty you’ll be trying to play games with the attack dogs that would love nothing better than to sink their teeth in your character’s flesh. It’s really bad that people just don’t seem to understand basic things about video games and about history as a whole.

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Mar
25

60-foot penis painted on roof

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Classic Prank on rich parents!!!

An 18-year-old has secretly painted a 60ft drawing of a phallus on the roof of his parents’ £1million mansion in Berkshire. It was there for a year before his parents found out. They say he’ll have to scrub it off when he gets back from travelling.

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Mar
25

New Trend? Hiking in the Nude

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naked_swiss_0319Baby, it’s cold outside. But the early-spring chill doesn’t deter Thomas B. from taking a brisk walk along Appenzell’s hilly trails to enjoy the green landscape of this rural canton in northeast Switzerland.

There’s a good reason why Thomas, 24, doesn’t give out his last name: he is concerned that his bosses at a nearby bank may not like his unconventional hiking attire, consisting of shoes, socks, a backpack — and nothing else. Thomas isn’t just some nature nut in a birthday suit — he’s one of a growing number of hikers who make the pilgrimage to Appenzell specifically so they can trek in the nude. (See pictures of skiing.)

Hiking in the buff might shock Thomas’ bosses, as well as some of Appenzell’s 15,000 inhabitants, but it’s no skin off his back. “Hiking in clothes is too constrictive,” he says, adding that he has never had any negative reactions from the fully clothed hikers he meets on the trails. “I like to feel comfortable. There’s nothing wrong with that, is there?”

Fellow nude hiker Puistola Grottenpösch agrees, saying that the allure of walking naked “is all about freedom.” For the past three decades, the 54-year-old engineer from Zurich has been unabashedly hiking in the altogether, in all kinds of climatic conditions, with no incident. “I wouldn’t do this in Afghanistan,” he concedes, but he insists on his right to walk naked on the trails of his own country, where public nudity — as long as it is not lewd — is perfectly legal.

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Mar
24

Best Online Resume Ever!

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this guy is classic!!!!!!

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Mar
24

2009 World Stoner Games

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I want to go …who is coming with me? www.WorldStonerGames.com

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Mar
24

FURIOUS wife BIT off her man’s Shlong

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Russia- A FURIOUS wife BIT off her man’s doodle after waking up to find him in a clinch with her best friend.

Katya Kharitovonova, 36, was jailed for two years for the wounds she inflicted on hubby Mikhail, 40, and his lover Liza Dmitriyeva, 33.

The Russian couple had gone for a walk when they met Katya’s pal Liza and invited her home for a meal.

After eating, they settled down to watch HG Wells movie The War of the Worlds ? but Katya fell asleep.

After half an hour, Katya woke up to find her husband half naked and her best friend performing a sex act on him.

Katya immediately seized a floor lamp and crashed it over Liza?s head before biting and severing her husband?s penis.

Mikhail, who was too drunk to dodge his wife’s advances, said: ?I saw blood spurting out of Liza?s mouth and then felt a sharp pain. I don?t remember what happened next, I was unconscious.”

Katya had a sudden bout of “biter’s remorse” and called an ambulance and the pair were taken to casualty at a nearby hospital.

Liza suffered severe concussion while Mikhail?s willy had to be stitched back together.

Katya faces two years behind bars in a labour camp.

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