FURIOUS wife BIT off her man’s Shlong

Russia- A FURIOUS wife BIT off her man’s doodle after waking up to find him in a clinch with her best friend.

Katya Kharitovonova, 36, was jailed for two years for the wounds she inflicted on hubby Mikhail, 40, and his lover Liza Dmitriyeva, 33.

The Russian couple had gone for a walk when they met Katya’s pal Liza and invited her home for a meal.

After eating, they settled down to watch HG Wells movie The War of the Worlds ? but Katya fell asleep.

After half an hour, Katya woke up to find her husband half naked and her best friend performing a sex act on him.

Katya immediately seized a floor lamp and crashed it over Liza?s head before biting and severing her husband?s penis.

Mikhail, who was too drunk to dodge his wife’s advances, said: ?I saw blood spurting out of Liza?s mouth and then felt a sharp pain. I don?t remember what happened next, I was unconscious.”

Katya had a sudden bout of “biter’s remorse” and called an ambulance and the pair were taken to casualty at a nearby hospital.

Liza suffered severe concussion while Mikhail?s willy had to be stitched back together.

Katya faces two years behind bars in a labour camp.