Archive for April, 2009

Racist or Funny? I say CLASSIC!

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Mans walks OUT of court with 12lbs of weed!!

Mans walks OUT of court with 12lbs of weed!!

Fresno, CA (KFSN) — Richard Daleman was arrested last month for having the marijuana. But a jury found him “not guilty” because the pot was for medical use. Wednesday he took all of his marijuana back home. On two large carts, Visalia resident Richard Daleman and his attorney rolled out more than 25 containers full [...]

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Ever wonder what crimes Ferris Bueller committed in the movie?

Ever wonder what crimes Ferris Bueller committed in the movie?

Ferris Bueller

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Father Forces 7 Year Old To Get A Gang Tattoo?

Father Forces 7 Year Old To Get A Gang Tattoo?

A Fresno man charged with tattooing a gang insignia on a 7-year-boy while the father held him has pleaded not guilty. Travis Gorman entered his plea Friday in Fresno County Superior Court. He faces felony charges of aggravated mayhem and street terrorism. Fresno police say the 20-year-old tattooed the boy’s belly with a dog paw. [...]

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If you haven’t seen this twice yet…you FAIL at life

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Philly Morning Radio Ratings..Really?

Thank you Michael Klein Thursday, April 23, 2009 Morning radio ratings March’s Arbitron ratings came out yesterday, and as I slice and dice, here is the ranking of Philly stations in terms of audience share. The stations themselves don’t care for this stat. It counts all listeners, and stations sell their target demographics, whether it’s [...]

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Police Scare the $#1T out of 16 year old..actual terd

Police Scare the $#1T out of 16 year old..actual terd

A teenager suspected of car burglary was so surprised when he opened a car door to find a police officer sitting inside that he messed his pants, police said. It happened about 1 a.m. Saturday as Salt Lake County sheriff’s deputy Chad Taylor was returning to his Centerville home from working a shift. “I was [...]

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Does anyone object…. YEAH ‘I SLEPT WITH HIM

Does anyone object.... YEAH 'I SLEPT WITH HIM

A Queens woman charges that a wedding guest from hell turned her dream nuptials into a sordid affair she can never forget by screaming, tossing a drink at another guest — and, worst of all, declaring she was sleeping with the groom. Sandrina Purdum, 31, says that at the ceremony last Sept. 19, Jennifer Angevine [...]

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Happy 420

Happy 420

Have a great day

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The Dangers of Twitter!!!

The Dangers of Twitter!!!

“Rapid-fire TV news bulletins or getting updates via social-networking tools such as Twitter could numb our sense of morality and make us indifferent to human suffering, scientists say. Scientists say updates on networking tools such as Twitter are often too quick for the brain to fully digest. Scientists say updates on networking tools such as [...]

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Judge Jim Gray On G4 Talks About Legalizing Weed

I got this from one of my favorite shows on TV Attack of the Show. If you don’t watch this show then you should start setting your DVR and stay on top of things. This coming Monday is 4/20, and G4 is locked and loaded with our annual 420 special, hosted this year by Kevin [...]

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PENILE FRACTURES IN JAMAICA HAS TRIPLED BECAUSE OF A NEW DANCE CRAZE???

THE NUMBER OF PENILE FRACTURES IN JAMAICA HAS TRIPLED IN THE LAST YEAR . . . BECAUSE OF A NEW DANCE CRAZE??? Have you ever heard of “daggering”? Probably not, right? Allow me to explain . . .Daggering is a new dance craze in Jamaica. But it’s not really dancing. It’s more like simulated rough [...]

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Feeling Patriotic? Want to Laugh? This is Perfect For You!

Watch Worst National Anthem Ever on CollegeHumor

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Jamie Foxx Attacks Miley Cyrus on Radio..Listen

I’m no fan on Miley and think she is a spoiled brat but I want to see a fight between Billy Ray and Jamie Foxx in the streets of LA somewhere. I like Jamie Foxx but if that was my daughter I would beat Jamie’s ass and post that shit on you tube. It’s your [...]

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5 cm. fir tree removed from patient’s lung

5 cm. fir tree removed from patient’s lung

A five-centimeter fir tree has been found in the lung of a man who complained he had a strong pain in his chest and was coughing blood. The 28-year-old patient, Artyom Sidorkin, came to a hospital in the city of Izhevsk in Central Russia last week, Komsomolskaya Pravda daily reports. Doctors x-rayed his chest and [...]

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If You Don’t Laugh At This…Shoot Yourself In The Face

This had me and my girl laughing for about an hour!! She thinks she is singing english the whole time FYI

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The Voice of the Phillies Harry Kalas Dies Suddenly at 73

The Voice of the Phillies Harry Kalas Dies Suddenly at 73

Longtime Philadelphia Phillies broadcaster Harry Kalas, 73, was hospitalized on Monday afternoon in Washington, DC. He was rushed by ambulance to George Washington University Hospital. Phillies’ president David Montgomery says Kalas passed out in the broadcast booth about 12:30pm, just a couple of hours before Monday’s scheduled 3pm game against the Nationals. Although Kalas’ condition [...]

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Funniest/Worst Boxer Ever? You Decide

This guy is even worse then Danny Bonaduce!!!

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Russian Karate Expert + Lice=2 dead

 Russian Karate Expert + Lice=2 dead

A Russian karate expert has been charged with beating to death a 61-year-old woman and her son, whom he accused of infecting his wife with lice, an investigator said Friday. The drunk 26-year-old burst into a neighboring room in his hostel Tuesday and used karate moves to kill the pair, state investigator Eduard Abdullin said [...]

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Poland Hates Gay Elephants?

Poland Hates Gay Elephants?

WARSAW (Reuters) – A Polish politician has criticized his local zoo for acquiring a “gay” elephant named Ninio who prefers male companions and will probably not procreate, local media reported Friday. “We didn’t pay 37 million zlotys ($11 million) for the largest elephant house in Europe to have a gay elephant live there,” Michal Grzes, [...]

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David Alan Greer is a Classy DWTS Gangsta!

I love the fact that he said all this dead serious. The man has some venom built up. Just face it david your proof that not all black guys have rhythm. Granted he is a comedian and this clip is funny so I say BRAVO DAVID!!

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Krieger On TruthSlap TV at 7pm est

Krieger On TruthSlap TV at 7pm est

Truthslap TV is evolving every week. Make sure you check out todays show with Krieger and Weatherboy hanging out in studio! Skype TruthSlap E-mail TruthSlapDotCom@gmail.com Myspace www.myspace.com/morningtool Twitter www.twitter.com/MorningTool AIM TruthSlap See older videos here

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Flagged For Farting ??

Flagged For Farting ??

This is probably the funniest thing I’ve heard that happened during a soccer game. A yellow card was given to a U.K. soccer player for farting. That’s right! FARTING! This occurred when a penalty kick was awarded to International Manchester against Chorlton Villa in a Manchester Publicity Sunday League game. The referee called the yellow [...]

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Lost in Woods+Drunk=Found By Cell Phone GPS?

Lost in Woods+Drunk=Found By Cell Phone GPS?

Man gets drunk, lost, but police find him via cell phone Perhaps cell phone companies should use this slogan in their next campaign: “Can you find me now?” Police were able to track down a La Crosse man who became lost after drinking early Saturday by using the GPS chip in the man’s cell phone [...]

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